Does anyone remember the microwave oven??

[Henoch]

My uncle died of cancer! he used to jest that the microwave oven sent out CANCER signals/waves! And then he died.

He used the microwave a lot. It was the WAY of the 80's.

That is all.

 

[starguard]

I once put dead cat head in a microwave... wasnt a pretty sight afterwards

 

[Mirah]

I cook all of my meat over a fire.

 

[Nacchisrevenge]

 

[Sarek]

My uncle died of cancer! he used to jest that the microwave oven sent out CANCER signals/waves! And then he died.

He used the microwave a lot. It was the WAY of the 80's.

That is all.

Shut the fuck up Henoch.

 

[eloisel]

Actually, I've read that microwaves leak after a couple of years use. I tend to believe this after a cat that used to spend most of her time on top of the microwave gave birth to a litter of some seriously deformed kittens. As cheap as microwaves are now, I get a new one every year.

 

[eloisel]

I've also read that cell phones are the technology to worry about. I recommend wearing a tin foil hat when using it.

 

[Dean Venture]

I only eat pork and beans straight out of the can. I don't heat them or nuffin.

 

[Gonad]

Do you eat the Queen Bean?

 

[eloisel]

I am the empress that ate the bean and made the princess sleep on the pea. I was wicked in days long gone.

 

[Henoch]

I've also read that cell phones are the technology to worry about. I recommend wearing a tin foil hat when using it.

So what yer tryin' to say is that we are all...DOOMED!??

 

[starguard]

yep.. seems that way :huh: