Does Ikea carry these?

[proteon]

I'll take three please.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

THREE RED X'S?? YOU'RE A WILDMAN!!

 

[proteon]

I once took four but had to spend a week in traction so three is my limit.

 

[WillsZenith]

I heard you have to change the covers once a month....

 

[proteon]

Depends on usage. Once a month, once a year - whatever.

 

[Gagh]

No, but I hear some branches carry herpes.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Nice clitoral hood!

 

[proteon]

Gah they have accessory kits including herpes; genital warts and "time-o-the-month".