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Don't bump this if you're a big fat woman.

You done knocked me down once. I know what you'll do, I ain't gonna bump with you. I don't feel like gettin' down, don't feel like gettin' down.
Somebody take her, I don't want her. She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down. Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down



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Somebody take her, I don't want her. Say, Geno, you can have this one, dude. This big fat woman, dude, I don't want her. Man she did a dip, almost broke my hip.
She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down. She wanted to bump some more, but I told her no. Somebody take her, she's too big for me.

:bigass:
 
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She was so big, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball.
She was so big, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake
She was so big that when she sat of Home Depot it became Lowes.
She was so big that the National Weather Service named each of her farts.


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My guess is, when she sat on his face and he sneezed he'd get a concussion from the flapback.

He likes guys though so this is all conjecture anyway.
 
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