Dont you just hate it when..

[starguard]

you stab someone in the kidneys, and the knife gets stuck? :shock:

Its like you have to put your foot on their back, then yank real hard. Then when the knife finally does come out, you have all those guts and stuff all over it

I lose more knives that way :huh:

 

[The Question]

Yeah, or when you knock down the door to a crackhouse with your M4 and M203 grenade launcher at the ready, and you see a big dumb surprised motherfucker standing right there, only you had your finger on the trigger of the grenade launcher instead of the assault rifle, and the shockwave from the grenade going off in his fat gut knocks you all the way back out onto the ront lawn -- right on your ass -- and all the neighbors are standing there staring at you like you're the biggest idiot in the world, and all you can do is kinda shrug and pull this sorta sheepish grin?

Man, that's embarrassing!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Or when you're playing golf, and you hit a short par-4 (370 yds), and so you decide to try and blast the ball, and you wind up and hit it so hard you shit your pants. It sucks playing the last 2 holes with a load in your pants...but at least you birdie the hole.