Dr Dave's guide to how to know if you are a Dirty Dacer

[Dr Dave]

You Enjoy Prawn Fucker Joe Buck

 

[Dr Dave]

You are a Vegan

 

[Mirah]

I can't wait to see what else is on this list!

And now I have a certain song stuck in my head

 

[Dr Dave]

You tried to marry a horse.

 

[Loktar]

You tried to marry a horse.

Close. I was feeling dead inside and tried to marry a hearse.

 

[jack]

What about sheep? I hear they look just like a real woman from a certain angle?

 

[CaptainWacky]

More clues can be found in the story "Dr Dave And THe Prison Of The Soul" written by acclaimed author Wackthur Conan Doyle.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Joe Buck is all that's wrong about America.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He trains prawns to do unspeakable things.

 

[Dr Dave]

You eat pears.

 

[Loktar]

You eat pears.

I love to eat pears. I guess I'm a dirty Dacer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about tinned pears?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]