Dr. Wacky, I need your help...

[Hambil]

I have a little tiny penis, and giant balls. So, I'm always peeing on my balls. It's annoying, what can I do?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Friend, thank god you don't have a giant penis and tiny balls.

Because then, you would look silly!

 

[Caitriona]

Have your balls amputated.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Pee into a funnel?

 

[Blindgroping]

Diapers.

 

[Caitriona]

Can't you just feel the love. We're all so helpful. I like that about our TK family. Always willing to help out a fellow member in his time of need.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU KJNOW WHAT I NEED BABY RAWRRRR LOL SEX WITH MEN

 

[Caitriona]

Of course you do!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yeah, Eggs, that's implicit. In fact, I'd even go as far as to say that is an insult. What, do you think we're all stupid? GAWD. YOU MAKE ME SO HORNYA I MEAN ANRGRY SOMETIMES.

 

[Hambil]

Dear Dr. Wacky,

I followed the advice of your column and amputated my balls into a funnel while wearing diapers. Now I'm dead. Thanks a lot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You could put the timestamps back to normal.

 

[CaptainWacky]

^

 

[Caitriona]

How can he do that if he's dead now?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

ZOMBIE ADMINS > REGUALR ADMINS

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WANT TO KNOW THE TIMES POSTS WERE MADE

 

[SilentBtViolent]

IT'S A MYSTERY TOO GREAT FOR THE ZOMBIE ADMIN HAMBL.

I'M SORRY YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR MESSENGER TO RULE ALL BECAUE I BET IN HIS DICTATORIAL REGIME WHERE IT'S ONLY ME AND YOU POSTING THE TIMES WILL AT LEAST BE FIXED. B

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOW I KNOW.