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Dracula vs. Jason Voorhees

The Question said:
Hmm, supernatural faggot or superzombie. Tough call.
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Ooohh...I like how you nailed me with "superfaggot" as yet another one of your duals, Gagh.

Nice.
 
Although I'm not a keen fan of such speculative polls, Vorhees would probably win, given that electrocution, drowning, dismemberment & decapitation have hardly held him back for a few hours.
 
As much as I would love to see Dracula kick Jason's ass. The thing is, Jason is pretty handy with knifes and such and poor old Dracula would just not stand a chance..

I am still waiting for the next instalment of Freddy VS. Jason.. And from I hear, Bad Ash will be on it as well.. But Bruce Campbell with not have anything to do with it..
 
There's only one thing that would take care of Jason -- total dissection and subsequent burning to ash of each individual piece. And if he comes back from that, then get angry and hurt the fucker.

After all, even if Jason is really some spooky ghost-y thing, the spooky ghost-y thing can obviously interact with the physical world in order to keep bringing its avatar back. There's a linkage there.

Send the hurt through that linkage until the spooky ghost-y thing has no choice but to abandon it.
 
The Question said:
There's only one thing that would take care of Jason -- total dissection and subsequent burning to ash of each individual piece. And if he comes back from that, then get angry and hurt the fucker.

After all, even if Jason is really some spooky ghost-y thing, the spooky ghost-y thing can obviously interact with the physical world in order to keep bringing its avatar back. There's a linkage there.

Send the hurt through that linkage until the spooky ghost-y thing has no choice but to abandon it.
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You know, my husband and I were talking about this thread this morning and I thought of that, what if they were to chop him in bits and took his parts off to all sorts of places far far away and then burn those parts and spread them, then would he stop coming back?
Of course, then I am reminded of Jason goes to hell, where he is blown up, but the fucker takes over peoples bodies and still goes on a killing spree..

The fact is, you can not kill Jason and I watch to damn many horror movies..
(it does not help that I also own all of the Friday the 13th movies to, lol)
 
So somebody needs to figure out how Jason keeps reaching out of Hell, and then use the same mechanism to reach in and bitch-slap the motherfucker until just the thought of reaching out again makes him wet his ethereal pants.
 
It's also occurred to me (and don't anybody even THINK about trying to do this) that I should write a film where... hmm.

Put it this way -- Jason goes to Hell, right? That establishes Hell as a real place, at least in the Jason universe. Same thing with Freddy, if I'm not mistaken. Notwithstanding that they shouldn't even be ABLE to cheat their way out, let's set that completely aside for the moment, their cheating their way out really should piss God off something fierce.

It'd be pretty cool to see God send someone like the Angel of Death to punish them for it.
 
Hobo Jo said:
Jason wins. He can't be killed.
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Stupid aren't you? Perhaps perhaps cannot be killed, but Dracula IS ALREADY DEAD! I would remind you that Dracula can become a bat, dog and even simple fog or mist. I can just see Jason swinging an axe at fog. Ooooh, such the bright kid!
 
The Question said:
It's also occurred to me (and don't anybody even THINK about trying to do this) that I should write a film where... hmm.

Put it this way -- Jason goes to Hell, right? That establishes Hell as a real place, at least in the Jason universe. Same thing with Freddy, if I'm not mistaken. Notwithstanding that they shouldn't even be ABLE to cheat their way out, let's set that completely aside for the moment, their cheating their way out really should piss God off something fierce.

It'd be pretty cool to see God send someone like the Angel of Death to punish them for it.
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Damn you are stupid. If they ended up in Hell, there would be no getting out in the first place. Alas, if the impossible did happen, why would your beloved God be 'pissed' as you put it? He does not care for the earthbound remember? Your very own verses prove this. Only my lord SaintLucifer (that's me) cares. Why do you think so many are drawn to me? I concern myself with earthly things whilst your God does not even acknowledge your existence. Please remember you are all the result of his experiment.

Tell me, how does one cheat the Master of Cheats, SaintLucifer? My lord could see a cheat from miles away. Would not both Dracula and Jason be burning in your beloved eternal Lake of Fire? Do you fail to understand the meaning of the word 'eternal'?

The Angel of Death works for me by the way. He is the ender of Life. That would suggest he works with me down here in Hell. No way is he going to work for your bitch of a God.
 
MamaKitty said:
You know, my husband and I were talking about this thread this morning and I thought of that, what if they were to chop him in bits and took his parts off to all sorts of places far far away and then burn those parts and spread them, then would he stop coming back?
Of course, then I am reminded of Jason goes to hell, where he is blown up, but the fucker takes over peoples bodies and still goes on a killing spree..

The fact is, you can not kill Jason and I watch to damn many horror movies..
(it does not help that I also own all of the Friday the 13th movies to, lol)
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Ah but that's Jason's very soul moving about. Dracula does not have a soul. Dracula could learn to destroy Jason's soul whereas Jason would have no soul to destroy at all. Dracula was actually a creation of God, Jason was not.
 
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