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Drugs, Guns, Children, Forged Documents, and Things Like That For Sale
- Thread starter Gonad
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missmanners
grrrrrrrr...
At least TWO of them have been for sale in my home.
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DemonofJuly
New member
I'll take three kilos of cocain, 2 AK 47's, a Peurto Rican boy of an age no greater than 8, and a forged birth AND death certificate for Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst the third. Cash, or credit?
Um... I'd like... uh... is there a menu?
Oh, never mind. I'll take a Springfield M1A rifle, SOCOM 2 model with triple cluster rail, please, one AWA Mateba Auto-Revolver in the 8 inch blued .357 configuration, please, one 18 year old female redhead with an athletic but curvaceous build -- sorry, what's your return policy? I'll only need the redhead for one night, sort of a "Send-Off To Being Single" thing. Do you do rentals? -- a forged passport for Greece for when Laker Girl reads that last item, please, and in the "Things Like That" category, I'd like pie. What'll that come to?
Oh, never mind. I'll take a Springfield M1A rifle, SOCOM 2 model with triple cluster rail, please, one AWA Mateba Auto-Revolver in the 8 inch blued .357 configuration, please, one 18 year old female redhead with an athletic but curvaceous build -- sorry, what's your return policy? I'll only need the redhead for one night, sort of a "Send-Off To Being Single" thing. Do you do rentals? -- a forged passport for Greece for when Laker Girl reads that last item, please, and in the "Things Like That" category, I'd like pie. What'll that come to?
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Sarek said:
That would be 'whose' kids were you selling. *ROTFLMAO @ the dumb fuck*
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
DemonofJuly said:
*ROTFLMAO @ you ever managing to obtain an AK-47* Fuck you are stupid.
