Dual IRL trolls Scientology

[Dual]

Last night I was on Hollywood Blvd, and I happened to pass by a massive Church of Scientology. Inside was a massive bust of L Ron Hubbard, but the doors were locked.

So I stood with one of my friends for a little while talking about Hubbard in front of the window. About a minute later I step back and a few men in black are bearing down on us.

So then I'm like oh shit and we cross the street just in time for three men in black to run from an unmarked building on the other corner to secure the church or something.

Now we're standing on the corner diagonal from the church. There are about seven men in black standing guard right outside, and more and more silhouettes appear in the windows of the building, staring down at us. Eventually there are about a dozen of them.

At the same time, a Scientology security bus pulls up next to to the church, and more men in black get out.

I started telling the Xenu story. Apparently they had listening devices, because at that point an SUV pulled up right next to us and more men in black got out and started walking towards us. So then I bolted to a hookah lounge and waited for about 45 minutes...

Then I went back, and they were still in the windows and there were still like four extra men in black guarding the exhibit, lol.

 

[Shitty Dual]

I had a similar experience, except that instead of men in black there were flying monkeys.

 

[DarthSikle]

I hope this story is made up. It sounds pretty dangerous.