Dumbass Housemate

[Dual]

He always sleeps on the couch in the living room instead of in his room and dares to fucking bitch when I open the fridge.

 

[Dershocka]

Kill him.

 

[jack]

Spill shit on him while he's drifting back to sleep.

Nothing says "shut the fuck up" like cold food accidently spilled on you

 

[SuN]

LOL i liek hearing of ur housemate dual ahahhahaha

Place a squid in his bed..down the end....spreading the tentacles out, or u could just poison his foods.

 

[Dershocka]

A squid? What?

 

[Falconarg]

 

[Shitty Dual]

He always sleeps on the couch in the living room instead of in his room and dares to fucking bitch when I open the fridge.

Why does he do that?

 

[Dual]

Maybe because he's an entitled little queen and a Vicodin fiend. Dunno.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Replace his Vicodin with...something else.

 

[Loktar]

Replace his Vicodin with...something else.

yeah like Viagra or estrogen.

 

[Dershocka]

Put the vicodin between your ass cheeks after a nice BM then put it back. See how he likes it then.

 

[Falconarg]

 

[Shitty Dual]

^or be a fag and ask him on a Mugen date...of course!

 

[Falconarg]

done your dancin?

 

[Loktar]

^I know I haven't.

*does the charleston*

 

[Falconarg]

k

 

[Loktar]

L

 

[Falconarg]

post

 

[The Dork Lord]

done your dancin?

^I know I haven't.

*does the charleston*

Urbody in da club gittin tipsy!

 

[Loktar]

Wrong! I'm getting topsy.