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Dunkin Stix Ain't What They Used To Be

Starship Coyote

Starship Coyote

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They really used to be good...crumbled in your mouth...had a rich sugary taste. Oh, and they went well with coffee, hence the name.

But this shit Little Debbie is putting out these days...you can barely taste the sugar. Are they making health decisions for me now?
 
Was it the same people makin' 'em way back when, CU? I think I've seen the Little Debbie ones -- never tried 'em, though.
 
Why are you eating that Little Debbie crap? When you can get some wonderful treats from the bakery that melt in your mouth. Or make something at home...You have kids don'tcha? Teach them how to bake for ya...;)
 
RuReddy said:
Why are you eating that Little Debbie crap? When you can get some wonderful treats from the bakery that melt in your mouth. Or make something at home...You have kids don'tcha? Teach them how to bake for ya...;)
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MY KIDS??? COOK??? ARE YOU KIDDING?

They'd fucking starve before they cooked something that required more than 5 minutes in the nuke....that or they go out and club some old lady and eat her raw.

My wife, otoh, is a good cook and so am I. Just not much on baking except biscuits.

No, I want my snack cakes in my cupboard so I can have the pleasure of opening one up with minimal fuss.
 
Yeah, I had some of those again about a year ago, and they were almost greasy, or at the very least soggy with some type of oil or something. I nearly became bullemic after eating them. :D
 
I like Styx. "Lorelei" is one of my favorite songs. They sound better when you're drunk, too. Fun to sing along with.
 
Sugar is expensive nowdays CU. Little Debbie found it cost effective to substitute it for dryer lint.
 
Peter Octavian said:
Not only are Dunkin stix going down hill, but they changed the recipie for Chicken in a Bisket.

Fuckers.
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YEAH...that too!!! I bought a box a month or so ago, and it's nothing like it used to be.
 
There is Injustice and Tyranny In the World!

There are insane people at the helm of many world governments.

There's a guy who think's he's a hamster as the technical admin for this very Board!!!!

And you all are talking about Dunkin Stix?!?!?!?!?!

Where is the Anger? Where is the RAGE!!!



but yeah, they suck now adays.
 
Peter Octavian said:
Not only are Dunkin stix going down hill, but they changed the recipie for Chicken in a Bisket.

Fuckers.
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WHAT?!?!?! Oh God, this is the worst news I've heard all day. Chicken in a Bisket used to just melt in your mouth, all salty and chickeny, yummmmm. Damn I hate change.

As for the Dunkin' Stix, I'm with Blazer Boy, they are God awful greasy pieces of dough. Good thing they're cheap or I'd have felt guilty about throwing the whole box away.

And it's so weird to read your "wife" CU, give Blondie my love.
 
Well I'll tell you what I do for the hubbs since he also likes something sweet with his coffee and I won't buy that Little Debbie rip off junk....

I found a good easy to make bar cookie recipe. Then one night I'll make a few pans, pre-cut and freeze all of them for him in small packages. When he wants one or two, he helps himself to the stock in the freezer. He loves them and I only have one night invested in baking. A few pans will last him a month or so, depends if I indulge. ;)

This way you get what you want, nuke 'em for a few seconds and yummmm....Or I sometimes like them still chilled with my coffee.
 
Dunkin Stix are still the same sugary goodness they've ever been. Even better with French Press coffee. I suspect along with the receding hairline, Coyote Ugly's insulin sensitivity is beginning to decline :)
 
And I suspect that jack's had so many sour dicks in his mouth that he's numbed his sense of taste. The testimonies in this thread bear out that I'm right on the Dunkin Stix.
 
Yeah lets see, two people dont remember, the rest have never had them.

Need a band aid for that blowup doll bubbaleh? Go get your blood sugar tested, idiot. :bigass:
 
BB, dogbert, Peter Octavian, Laker_Girl, and Ironclad seem to disagree with you.

I thought kykes emphasized education. What happened to you and your reading skills?
 
So when you sink to Jewisms, that means I'm getting under your skin? You know if you replace the batteries, the vagina vibrates nicely again on that model, I understand.
 
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