Kyehlar
You Fox Eared Asshole!
From The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store...
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
5. Someday I hope to marry...
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me....
8. We've been friends for a very long time....
9. I'm so miserable without you...
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for you birthday...
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
:bigass:
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
I've Changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me....
Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time....
What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for you birthday...
So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
What was I thinking?
:bigass:
