Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Troll_Alley
The Founding
Most trolls learn quickly enough that trolling on /b/ is pissing in an ocean of urine and that any drama made there is likely the clever crafting of another more cunning troll taking advantage of the fact that you think that you are clever. Further, sites dedicated to trolling within the group tend to not produce any regular drama as decent trolls shrug off anything that isn't a death effect or fire and usually just start modding shit in an effort to stir up drama whenever lulz are in short supply. As such, most trolls seek out websites that naturally draw in emos and camwhores in truckloads by the nature of their formats (myspace, facebook, etc.). On one such website an ugly, untalented, unfunny, basement dwelling, donkey fucking, asshatting, banhammered, namefag decided to see just how many trolls might commit to a community crafted with love by monsters. The premise was simple: If everyone fucking deserves it, then modding is an internet social failure that causes popularity contests and internet dicksucking. Thus, kill the mods and heal the internet... make it a better place... for you and for me and the entire human race. Further, if you kill the mods, the cancer runs rampant, and lulz.
Written by one Klokwerkaos, who IIRC posted here for a spell.
If you can get through all the chanspeak or whatever, it's a pretty apt description of TK as well, no? (Well...except for the modkilling part.)
Unfortunately, the site it describes really isn't that impressive.
The Founding
Most trolls learn quickly enough that trolling on /b/ is pissing in an ocean of urine and that any drama made there is likely the clever crafting of another more cunning troll taking advantage of the fact that you think that you are clever. Further, sites dedicated to trolling within the group tend to not produce any regular drama as decent trolls shrug off anything that isn't a death effect or fire and usually just start modding shit in an effort to stir up drama whenever lulz are in short supply. As such, most trolls seek out websites that naturally draw in emos and camwhores in truckloads by the nature of their formats (myspace, facebook, etc.). On one such website an ugly, untalented, unfunny, basement dwelling, donkey fucking, asshatting, banhammered, namefag decided to see just how many trolls might commit to a community crafted with love by monsters. The premise was simple: If everyone fucking deserves it, then modding is an internet social failure that causes popularity contests and internet dicksucking. Thus, kill the mods and heal the internet... make it a better place... for you and for me and the entire human race. Further, if you kill the mods, the cancer runs rampant, and lulz.
Written by one Klokwerkaos, who IIRC posted here for a spell.
If you can get through all the chanspeak or whatever, it's a pretty apt description of TK as well, no? (Well...except for the modkilling part.)
Unfortunately, the site it describes really isn't that impressive.
