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EGGS MAYONNAISE

Eggs mayonnaise
Serves 8
April 7, 2004

FOR THE MAYONNAISE

1 teaspoon Dijon mustard

½ cup commercial

mayonnaise

¼ cup sour cream

Juice of ½lemon

Salt and pepper, to taste

1. In a bowl, whisk mustard, mayonnaise, and sour cream. Add enough lemon juice to make dressing that just falls from a spoon.

2. Add salt and pepper. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate.

FOR THE SALAD

8 eggs

1 bunch arugula, washed and stemmed

½ radicchio, leaves torn

1 head frisee lettuce, washed and torn

1 Boston lettuce, washed and torn

Olive oil (for sprinkling)

Redwine vinegar (for sprinkling)

Salt and pepper, to taste

1. Bring a large saucepan of water to a boil. Prick a hole in the rounded end of each egg. When the water is bubbling, use a slotted spoon to lower the eggs into the water. Let the water return to a boil, then lower the heat so the water bubbles steadily. Cook the eggs for 10 minutes exactly. Have a bowl of very cold water on hand. Lift the eggs from the boiling water to the cold water. Let the cold tap run into the bowl while you crack the eggs gently and remove a strip of shell from each one. Let the eggs sit in the cold water until they are no longer warm. Peel them and set them aside in the cold water.

2. In a bowl, toss the arugula, radicchio, frisee, and Boston lettuce.

3. Just before serving, add enough oil to the lettuces to barely coat them. Sprinkle them with vinegar and toss gently. Add salt and pepper, taste the leaves for seasoning, and add more oil or vinegar, if you like. Divide the greens among 8 salad plates.

4. Halve the eggs lengthwise and arrange 2 halves on each plate. Stir the mayonnaise mixture. Using a spoon exactly the same size as the eggs, dip the spoon into the mayonnaise. Holding the spoon perpendicular to the eggs, mask each half with mayonnaise. Serve at once.

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SERVE AT ONCE. OR ELSE!
 
YES. YOU WILL ALL SERVE ME AT ONCE, OR ELSE!

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Eggs Mayonnaise said:
YES. YOU WILL ALL SERVE ME AT ONCE, OR ELSE!

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Yeah I'll serve you.

*serves Eggs to a large tankful of rabid pirahnas*
 
YOU'VE BEEN SERVED_(!+)_(!+)_!*_!&!*)(^&!(*
 
LOL MADONNA IS OLD
 
Loktar said:
Yeah I'll serve you.

*serves Eggs to a large tankful of rabid pirahnas*

THIS AIN'T LONAF, BOY. STEP IT UP A NOTCH.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
THIS AIN'T LONAF, BOY. STEP IT UP A NOTCH.

*serves Eggs a heaping buttload of Loktar's penis*
 
UH OH
 
Adding penises makes it even MORE LoNAF. Buy a clue in installments.
 
What if you made the penis A SQUIRREL?!
 
Then National Geographic comes in with their pancake-breasted natives and the whole thing collapses.
 
Thne God have mercy on us all.
 
FBI parte due said:
What if you made the penis A SQUIRREL?!

Are you implying I have a squirrel penis???
 
This thread is weird, even for the Mine Field.
 
Not particularly.
 
What are those green phallic looking things in the eggs mayo dish?
 
look like pickles
 
ewww
 
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