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All In With The Nuts
Superman a “Bulging†Success?
We heard talk of Ioan Gruffudd’s family jewels in Fantastic Four, but it seems that Superman Returns is having its own packaging problems. U.K. tabloid The Sun reports that 26-year-old Brandon Routh, set to play the classic caped crusader next year, may be a little too big for his skintight britches. Reports say the studio has ordered the moviemakers to cover the star’s speeding bullet with digital effects. The Sun’s source claims, “It’s a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed, and they don’t want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects.†The film’s costume designers told the Dark Horizons Web site that though Routh’s basket was indeed the biggest problem with costuming, they worked out a solution using a codpiece and special padding. Oh, if only it were that simple for Star Jones’s ass.
I love being gay, bitchy is so much more fun that earnest.