Egss' New MF Thread for Wednesday 1/25

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My arm is sore this week, too much typing. I haven't had a good night's sleep in 4-5 days. Work sux. Dinner was crap tonight.

I need a hug. And/or a package to fiddle with. Or something. But definitely with vodka.

And can someone pick up my laundry if you're getting up? Thanks, mean it!

 

[Friday]

Cyber hug for Eggs. Mixed with enough vodka that he forgets his own name...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's what I'm talkin' about.

 

[Mentalist]

Arms are important.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I'm not drunk anymore, so you won't have to work so hard to excite me this time.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Just get in the car and drive up here. NOW!!!

 

[BlazerBoy]

I'd fly first. There's something cool about walking through an airport, and then driving out of the rental lot with some flashy sports car.

Plus, then I'd have an excuse to do the "dumb blonde tourist" look for my wardrobe and accessories.

 

[BlazerBoy]

You misspelled Eggs in the title.

 

[Mentalist]

HE'sss SPEAKING PARCEL TOUNGUE!


OMFG

 

[BlazerBoy]

*Insert snake/penis pun here*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If I could insert my snakepenis in your pun I WOULD OMG DOUBLEPLUSGOOD ENTENDRE SNAPLOL *sigh*

 

[Henoch]

definitely with vodka.

i agree.

 

[Ishcabittle]

haha, you said penis!

 

[curiousa2z]

awww...the Parcel tongue thing was already done.

damn geeks!~ESPECIALLY THatmentalistgetting thereferncerightaway!!.

cuz now I got nothin.

so I hope yer arm feels better soon Eggsy.

*sigh*
I tried.

 

[Harkley]

P E N I S

 

[curiousa2z]

well-spoken from Cambridge.

but the good part is- if you re-arrange those letters they spell SNIPE.

or SPINE.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Here's a tip: Stop eating feces for dinner! It's not "the other dark meat" as some would have you believe!

 

[curiousa2z]

^who are you addressing that to?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Eggs said, "Dinner was crap tonight". I am a literalist, and naturally assumed he ate feces!

On a side note, curious, wanna make some babies?

 

[Buttons]

Erotic massage for Eggs!