Elektion upon us

[Omar]

maiy frends , tiem coem fuor vote .

-candidate omar

 

[I Love Cunt]

What sort of goods and services do you have to offer? Can you offer virgins for sacrifice? Can you offer woman for our man Loktar? He is our king, our God, are you willing to submit to him?

 

[Omar]

omar bring few tangible gouds . serve biy bring tolerancse to badistan . moar sex fuor all . maniy virgyns . loktar be pleezad .

-candidate omar

 

[Dirk Funk]

omar bring few tangible gouds . serve biy bring tolerancse to badistan . moar sex fuor all . maniy virgyns . loktar be pleezad .

-candidate omar

72 virgins perhaps, Omar?

 

[Dick Prickle]

I vote bewbz.

 

[Yub]

I vote this crazy shit ends.

 

[Conchaga]

I vote you all quit yer bitchin' and enjoy our fake democracy.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I vote this crazy shit ends.

That too.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I vote you all quit yer bitchin' and enjoy our fake democracy.

I VOTE YOU STOP BEING A HYPOCRITE CONCH, AND ATTACK DUAL'S VOTING MONOPOLY JUST AS FIERCELY AS LC'S!

 

[Loktar]

I VOTE YOU STOP BEING A HYPOCRITE CONCH, AND ATTACK DUAL'S VOTING MONOPOLY JUST AS FIERCELY AS LC'S!

FAKE DEMOCRACY, FAKE HYPOCRACY

 

[Dick Prickle]

FAKE DRAMA!?!?!

 

[Loktar]

that too.