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sunshine

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Greetings, salutations, etc.

I am sunshine for those of you unable to connect the dots, and I'm here to be the yin to your yang, the light to your dark, the shining beacon of light which shall in future come to be known as THE SALVATION OF THE TROLLS!

Or maybe I'm just a lil ol troll myself.. who can tell at this early stage.

Meanwhile, is there a list of lost souls wot need saving that I might peruse in my leisure time? The member list doesn't count...
 
Grandtheftcow said:
Fucking female posters always whoring themselves... hey wait somethings missing from that post.
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oh dear, you seem a little uptight!! This is an intro thread, you should PLAY NICE. When I get ready to serve you a heaping helping of UP YOUR ASS, I will do so in the appropriate forum :)

have a nice day!

sunshine
 
hate said:
as long as you don't actually troll the troll kingdom you should be safe.
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I noticed this apparent incongruity?? What good is a troll kingdom in which trolls can't troll?

I tell you, it seems to me to be a cry for help, and I intend to answer that plea.
 
sunshine said:
oh dear, you seem a little uptight!! This is an intro thread, you should PLAY NICE. When I get ready to serve you a heaping helping of UP YOUR ASS, I will do so in the appropriate forum :)

have a nice day!

sunshine
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Oh I'm afraid intro threads aren't privileged with any kind of protections so you'll just have to put up with any naughty behavior from fellow members sweetie.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
Oh I'm afraid intro threads aren't privileged with any kind of protections so you'll just have to put up with any naughty behavior from fellow members sweetie.
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oh you naughty cow! *giggles*

well of course I wasn't refering to RULES, how can there be rules for trolls? Have you ever actually TROLLED a forum?

I was of course refering to manners. Pay attention and I promise to do my best to teach you some :)

Regards!!

sunshine
 
sunshine said:
Greetings, salutations, etc.

I am sunshine for those of you unable to connect the dots, and I'm here to be the yin to your yang, the light to your dark, the shining beacon of light which shall in future come to be known as THE SALVATION OF THE TROLLS!

Or maybe I'm just a lil ol troll myself.. who can tell at this early stage.

Meanwhile, is there a list of lost souls wot need saving that I might peruse in my leisure time? The member list doesn't count...
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If you're female, then show us your tits.

If you're male, then fuck off and die.
 
Messenger said:
Flamers, I'm guessing.
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Bite your tongue cheeky!!!

I do not FLAME. unless you count spreading sunshine and happiness as flaming.

I figure one of two things shall happen here, either you will take me under your wing and make a troll out of me, or I will take you under mine and teach you my specialty.. NICENESS.
 
sunshine said:
oh you naughty cow! *giggles*

well of course I wasn't refering to RULES, how can there be rules for trolls? Have you ever actually TROLLED a forum?

I was of course refering to manners. Pay attention and I promise to do my best to teach you some :)

Regards!!

sunshine
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Oh manners I've heard of those.

I hardly see how they would be appropriate for a forum such as this one.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
If you're female, then show us your tits.

If you're male, then fuck off and die.
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I am indeed a female, and I have very lovely tits, however it's rude to ask for tit pics prior to the poster having reached 100 posts.

I do hope you're taking notes.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
Oh manners I've heard of those.

I hardly see how they would be appropriate for a forum such as this one.
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Oh you do have a point. However, seeing that you have banned trolls for the terrible crime of trolling, I am certain that a change of regime is in order. I will also endeavour to jump start your sense of humour ;)
 
sunshine said:
Bite your tongue cheeky!!!

I do not FLAME. unless you count spreading sunshine and happiness as flaming.

I figure one of two things shall happen here, either you will take me under your wing and make a troll out of me, or I will take you under mine and teach you my specialty.. NICENESS.
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Oh, well, flamers usually get bored once they realize how ineffectual their style is with us, and how much energy they've wasted.

But I'm sure that won't be the case with you. No, sir.
 
Messenger said:
Oh, well, flamers usually get bored once they realize how ineffectual their style is with us, and how much energy they've wasted.

But I'm sure that won't be the case with you. No, sir.
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it's "no ma'am" as i'm sure that you will notice when you catch up with the rest of us.

Tell me then, what is the difference between flaming and trolling?
 
sunshine said:
Oh you do have a point. However, seeing that you have banned trolls for the terrible crime of trolling, I am certain that a change of regime is in order. I will also endeavour to jump start your sense of humour ;)
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Oh we have? I must have missed it being a staff member and all. Could you point out where this occurred dear?
 
Grandtheftcow said:
Oh we have? I must have missed it being a staff member and all. Could you point out where this occurred dear?
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of course! You have an entire thread on the subject. Surely since you are staff here (very respectable occupation btw) you wouldn't have missed it?

I'll tell you what, I'll search for the thread so that I can link it here, and you work on that treatise regarding trolling vs flaming. I'll pop back in tomorrow to touch base with you. no doubt together, we can win at the internet.

until then, sleep well my precious princes of trolldom.

I assume you will unlock your other forums so that I may become a valued contributing member. :D

XOXO
 
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