Elvis was a hero to most

[Big Dick McGee]

But he never meant SHIT to me you see straight up racist that sucker was simple and plain motherfuck him and John Wayne Cause I'm Black and I'm proud
I'm ready and hyped plus I'm amped most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps sample a look back you look and find nothing but rednecks for 400 years if you check

 

[Hambil]

400 years of stamps? Um, somebody needs to stop bitching about being black and start getting an education.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Shatna]

"Elvis Costello is a blind, ignorant Limey..."

 

[Big Dick McGee]

1989 the number another summer (get down) Sound of the funky drummer Music hittin' your heart cause I know you got soul (Brothers and sisters, hey) Listen fyou're missin' y'all Swingin' while I'm singin' Givin' whatcha gettin' Knowin' what I know
While the Black bands sweatin' And the rhythm rhymes rollin' Got to give us what we want Gotta give us what we need Our freedom of speech is freedom or death We got to fight the powers that be Lemme hear you say Fight the power

As the rhythm designed to bounce What counts is that the rhymes Designed to fill your mind Now that you've realized the prides arrived We got to pump the stuff to make us tough from the heart It's a start, a work of art To revolutionize make a change nothin's strange People, people we are the same No we're not the same
Cause we don't know the game What we need is awareness, we can't get careless You say what is this? My beloved lets get down to business Mental self defensive fitness (Yo) bum rush the show You gotta go for what you know Make everybody see, in order to fight the powers that be Lemme hear you say... Fight the Power

Elvis was a hero to most But he never meant shit to me you see Straight up racist that sucker was Simple and plain Mother fuck him and John Wayne Cause I'm Black and I'm proud I'm ready and hyped plus I'm amped Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps Sample a look back you look and find Nothing but rednecks for 400 years if you check Don't worry be happy Was a number one jam Damn if I say it you can slap me right here (Get it) lets get this party started right Right on, c'mon What we got to say Power to the people no delay To make everybody see In order to fight the powers that be
(Fight the Power)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Big Dick McGee]

One's a crossdressing Limey...and the other is Eddie Izzard!


ZING!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'd kiss Diana Krall, even if she did taste like Elvis Costello.

Is E'vis his real name?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

born Declan Patrick MacManus.

Diana is pregnant, BTW. Looks like a Christmas baby.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Damn, what is it with these celebrities having kids in their 40's? Is it because they're overgrown children themselves, and 40 is like 20 in "civilian" years?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, Elvis already has a kid in his 20s from his first marriage, but this is Diana's first, so I can see why she'd want one.

 

[Hambil]

I BET IT'S NEARSIGHTED

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wasn't there a website that made morph baby pics of celebities? I can't find it...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Elvis was no more racist than Htielr.

 

[Gagh]

Elvis Presley stole my rubber ducky.

 

[Hambil]

10-4 GOOD BUDDY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My Elvis is playing at the Beacon Theater (again) this Monday and Tuesday and I'm not even thinking of going...

I've just seen him SO. MANY. TIMES...

What should I do?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Go out and buy a Callaway Fusion FT-3 driver. It's what Phil Mickelson and Annika Sorenstam would do.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'VE BEEN PLAYING MARIO GOLF TODAY! I ADDED A NEW BOO COURSE EVEN!!!!1!