Epitaphs Mr Kaden has taught me to bark

[Sylph Devine]

It's not just barking that gets him off, it's that gutteral phlegmy kind of deep "lung butter" r rolling that makes him spurt deep into my soft pussy.

"Seig Heil" was the best one. I could almost feel his come splash against my cervix when he would "rope out" as he liked to put it.

Sometimes, when he was really excited he would make me "stream of consciousness" bits from "Mein Kampf".

But he really liked it when I would wear his filthy old SS outfit and dance on his chest with my steel tips.

 

[Cloudy]

what are you smoking? can I have some....?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why did you date him in the first place?

 

[Sylph Devine]

He was nice at first. But it got really ugly quickly.

 

[Blindgroping]

You never dated him.
Give it up.

Mime somewhere else.

 

[Sylph Devine]

Don't be jealous. Someday you'll find a little crossburner of your very own.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

I could almost feel his come splash against my cervix when he would "rope out" as he liked to put it.

You don't have a cervix, Vapgnome....you have micropenis.

 

[Mandi]

No it's BitchSlapSmitty!

 

[Mentalist]

It's not just barking that gets him off, it's that gutteral phlegmy kind of deep "lung butter" r rolling that makes him spurt deep into my soft pussy.

"Seig Heil" was the best one. I could almost feel his come splash against my cervix when he would "rope out" as he liked to put it.

Sometimes, when he was really excited he would make me "stream of consciousness" bits from "Mein Kampf".

But he really liked it when I would wear his filthy old SS outfit and dance on his chest with my steel tips.

Your attempts at trolling leave much to be desired, dear.