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You need some sleep. Would it help if I got naked and slipped into bed with you? I'm told I'm quite nice to cuddle with, and I do have a nice, warm, soft body. You'd fall asleep like a baby in no time. Then everything would be fine when you woke up.
Completely understand the feeling! I get that way sometimes too, and I don't have sleep deprivation or drugs to use as an excuse. It's just me being me. With time, it will pass.
You don't have a drivers liscence, Eggs? You might have told me that before, but I forgot. That fucking PISSES ME OFF so much because I got my liscence when I was 16 and couldn't live without it.
Drivers Liscence = Sex away from home anytime you want!
Speaking of which, I am so unbelivably horny right now, I'm about to lick the paint off of these depressing white walls in this freaking dorm. Oh wait...this is in the wrong thread, isn't it? GOD THAT PISSES ME OFF! UUUNNNGGGHHH111!!
No, it's the right thread. The other one is for when you're NOT horny.
And I used to have a license, but living in NY you just don't need a car, in fact it's a handicap unless you're rich enough to garage it (almost as much as a 2nd apratment). So my license expired and I haven't been in a hurry to renew it. When someone needs valid ID I just show them my passport.
Fuck that. You should move out to Santa Monica with me in a little garden estate by the hills. Then we could have Menty bring the CAR around whenver we needed to nip up to the jail to pay Wacky's bail for him.