!!!EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE DISCOVERED....CONFIRMED...!!!!

[VKD]

BREAKING NEWS....seriously.


turn on your TVs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Starship Coyote]

No dude, that was just your mama being carried off by the police for prostitution.

Again.

Don't call me a motherfucker. Keep your mother off the streets and she won't get fucked.

 

[Conchaga]

OMG

 

[Tyrant]

Heh.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I almost turned on the television for the first time in... who the shit knows... to see some hysterical news reporter blaming America for bringing UFOs to the world, I'm sure.

Almost.

Okay, so I didn't even twitch.

 

[Tyrant]

Poor America.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

We deserve it because we won't sign Kyoto.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Godzilla will rise up again and trash America.

No more McDonalds.