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Ballpeen: Redux
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Remember Chakotay!
Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.speck said:
Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."
You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the Speaking Scale, it screams, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. Who am I kidding? You would.
In conclusion, as your clue meter is reading zero, lets see if this registers: Get lost, creep!
I see that you are fluent in Gibbering Moronese. Unfortunately, I'm not. You generate more waffle than the waffle making machine in a waffle factory. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction. Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."speck said:
You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "To be continued!", or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. Who am I kidding? You would.
Anyway, I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is good with fools wrote something down for me. Oh, yeah, "Shut your cake-hole, stupid!"
speck
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You and Ann coultier should get along fine.
She also thinks that overtalking about Anything But The Issue at hand is proper way of discussion.
Diversionary tactics from a loudmouth moron.
Well, we could go on for days and get nowhere.
As we often do.
Go get laid.
There's a first time for everything.
She also thinks that overtalking about Anything But The Issue at hand is proper way of discussion.
Diversionary tactics from a loudmouth moron.
Well, we could go on for days and get nowhere.
As we often do.
Go get laid.
There's a first time for everything.
It's called a rant generator.speck said:
Don't flatter yourself.
Thanks for the advice! You're 38, right? You must know everything there is to know about sex, Blindgroping.
Hey, SocraticLaughter: Which one's you?
Is your real name Josh, by any chance? That's a badass surname, son.
Kim Nyholm
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jack said:
Like you've got washboard abs, you dumpy little dwarf.
