FACTS ABOUT BILL GATES

[Lord Raffles]

I'll start:

Bill Gates' keyboard & mouse are made from solid gold.

 

[Gagh]

Bill Gates hires Oprah to do his ironing every week.

 

[jack]

Bill gates has an attendant hold it for him when he pees.

 

[Starship Coyote]

^Not true. Bill Gates squats to pee. He has an attendant to hold his hand.

 

[jack]

I though the attendant was for wiping?

 

[Anna]

If anyone has his credit card number, I'd be glad to have it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Bill Gates has been completely bald since age 22. Over the years he's had a complex series of wigs made from the Elton John collection.

 

[Lord Raffles]

Bill Gates owns a monopoly of Monarch's urine.

 

[Slasher]

gates robbed my gran

 

[Lord Raffles]

Eskimo's have 148 words for Microsoft.

 

[Conchaga]

Bill Gates is no longer Bill Gates. He has been replaced by a cybernetic being that has the ability to age its appearance. You know, like that cyborg from Asimov's "The Bicentennial Man." Or the better-known film by the same title starring that Robin Williams guy.

 

[Conchaga]

I think the clock down here is fucked up.

 

[Conchaga]

See, my clock reads 12:10AM.