Fake E and the Gardner (NSFW)

[jack]

 

[Charlemagne]

 

[The Question]

 

[eloisel]

So, that is what OnyxOverdrive looks like.

 

[jack]

Nice pigtails, twatwaffle.

 

[eloisel]

What is the gardener schtick all about? My guy friend is not a gardener. He is an artist and he sells coffee. He isn't black and he wouldn't have sex with VKD/OnyxO either.

 

[jack]

That's why I call you Fake E, dumbass.

Thanks for playing though.

 

[Ancalagon]

Do you care to explain what the fuck you are on about? Why do you think this person is 'fake e' and what is your beef with them?

 

[jack]

fuck off asshole.

 

[eloisel]

It is just Jack fantasizing. He is the black guy and OnyxOverdrive/VKD is the white chick. Or, it might be the other way around. I've never met either of them in person. However, I gave my eloisel toon to VKD to play in for awhile several years back. I had other things to do and needed someone to babysit certain babies while I was away.

 

[jack]

It's not me fantasizing at all. Just your deflection, and the REAL Eloisel would know exactly what I'm talking about.

Your deflection is meaningless. Hope you at least got to cum, since it would be difficult to hit the right fold from the pic.

Was it good for you chubbsy?

 

[eloisel]

Oh, so you're the bottom and VKD is the top - or the behind.

 

[eloisel]

I want you to know that made me laugh ... loud. Like, HA, HA, HA, HA. Because that is the kind of thing you know much more about than I ever will.

 

[jack]

I have no idea at all what you mean, and your rampant homophobia is frankly, disgusting.

 

[eloisel]

Oh, how thrilling. I've disgusted Jack.
How does it go, jumping up and down, clapping my hands, "Hercules, Hercules, Hercules."

 

[jack]

None of the above you unctious deflecting buffoon.

Just hope it was good for you. certainly looks like you were enjoying it :bigass:

 

[jack]

bump

 

[eloisel]

It changes yet remains the same.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Fart.