Fake Henoch's Point Empire

[Fake Henoch]

Fake Henoch now has 5.9 billion points.

He has decided to crown himself the 'Point Emperor.'

He would like to announce that there's now a point tax. If you have under 1 billion points (but over 100 million), you must tribute 100000000 points to Fake Henoch at least once per month. If this does not happen, your points will be taken by force (check the "Thief!" records for evidence). If you have over 1 billion, you are immune to this tax. People with under 100 million will not be taxed until there is nobody left in the 100000000-1000000000 bracket.

Banking your points will save you. Just keep them banked.

That is all for now!


-Emperor Henoch

 

[Dual]

Dual disagrees!

 

[Fake Henoch]

Fake Henoch would steal your 100 points, but it seems that he isn't allowed to steal any more points today.

 

[jack.]

issed: issed: issed:

I DON'T ACCEPT THIS POLL TAX!!!!

MAGGIE MAGGIE MAGGIE, OUT, OUT, OUT~!!!!!!!!

 

[Fake Henoch]

7.3 billion now. :joker:

 

[Mentalist]

*dies of boredom*

 

[DarthSikle]

please...take my points

 

[Fake Henoch]

I've made a big mistake. Empire's over.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[Mentalist]

Now THAT is classic!

 

[Dual]

The few attempts listed below those are funnier.

 

[MessengerX]

*dies of boredom*

should I point out the fact that you decided to reply or the fact that we have been waiting for you to die?

 

[Chadarnook]

 

[jack]

What was funny? You blowing each other?