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Fantasy Football Sucks

Well, it's like Dungeons and Dragons, except there are no swords, spells, dungeons, or dragons.

Bill Parcells looks like an Orog, though.
 
Rabbit said:
Well, it's like Dungeons and Dragons, except there are no swords, spells, dungeons, or dragons.

Bill Parcells looks like an Orog, though.
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you forgot dice... damn it.....roll 6 to skin rabbit....
 
I remember once going to a friend's house to play DnD and forgetting all the d20's...we tried to use 3 d6's...but it just wasn't the same.
 
Did anyone else ever have a set of "cursed" dice, as in no one would use them because they believed the d20 would roll a 1 or everything else would roll low?

The Smokey Dice were the super set for our group of geeks...but there were these Cursed Jungle Camo dice that fucked me everytime I used them.

I swear they were cursed.
 
Wills you spent actual money on porn? As a youth? I was wanking long before I was a financially viable part of society.
 
proteon said:
Wills you spent actual money on porn? As a youth? I was wanking long before I was a financially viable part of society.
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I stole cash to feed my porn addiction.....I never knew the joys of dice...
 
I was just wanking to the picture of the Queen from BattleToads, and that was for free. But to each his own.
 
Well it's never too late. Get some dice and get yourself a Fantasy Football team then you too can run your mouth like one of any number of fat fucking slob American sports radio DJ's who know better than team owners, coaches, players - refs you name it: all in the name of beating the asshole in the next cubicle come the end of the season.
 
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