FAT SLUT

[Gagh]

 

[Sarek]

"Michael brought his personal magician into court with him. Good to see this thing doesn't turn into a circus. I guess the magician's job at Neverland was to make the young boy's pants disappear."

 

[Gagh]

WELCOME TO DAYCARE.

 

[Sarek]

Michael Jackson, late for court again today, you know, because of his bad back. Well, you'd have a bad back too if every conversation you had in your life involved having to bend over and ask, "What's your name?"

 

[Gagh]

HOHO

 

[Sarek]

"A lot of people thought Michael Jackson was faking it yesterday but people who know Michael say he does have back problems that flare up from time to time. Like when he's on trial for child molestation."