FBI Parte Due MIA Parte 1

[CaptainWacky]

Concentrating on his studies or drunk in a ditch somewhere? OR BOTH?

 

[Dr Dave]

Could be both...

 

[curiousa2z]

he's good at multitasking like that.

 

[Dr Dave]

What if he is locked in a shut down amusement park...

 

[Mirah]

Perhaps FBI Parteeaee DUEXEXEEE will return if I learn to pronounce and type his name correctly?!

 

[Dr Dave]

I bet it's why he left.

Good work Mirah.

 

[Mirah]

Dammit.
Come back FBI Parte Duexuexuxusususuxuudfjaljsgd;lkje;wlkj;lkgja;ljfj
fuck I can't do it

 

[Dr Dave]

Nobody here can, that's the rub of it.

 

[Cassie]

The MF expedition to find FBI Parte Due begins tomorrow. WE WILL CHECK EVERY DITCH IN THE NATION.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'll check the parking lot for the place I live in.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard he got a new job as a "one man band" due to his skill at "playing his own instrument."

 

[Dr Dave]

I bet that is very hard to do.

 

[Ilyanna]

He's somewhere out there, trying to save the world from fake headphone-licking billygoats trying to overrun the media industry, all alone, with only a typewriter to defend himself.

No matter where he is, though, he has to come back now, BECAUSE WE NEED HIM. Well, 'I' need him. Well, not so much 'need', but rather 'wishing he was here'. Well, not so much 'here', but rather 'somewhere where I can find him'.

Anyway. FBI parte due, I can pronounce your name, and I miss you. Please come back, I even promise I will stop trying to prove my intellectual superiority over you, okay?

 

[CaptainWacky]

SISQO TO SING "THONG SONG" NON-STOP, WITHOUT SLEEP OR TOILET BREAKS, UNTIL FBI RETURNS?

 

[Ilyanna]

It's the sensible thing to do, really.

 

[Dr Dave]

I hope that does not happen.

 

[Cassie]

With a look in his eye that was devilish.

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh so you actually DON'T want FBI to come back then, is that it? You would rather have SISQO go to the bathroom instead of having our beloved and valuable FBI Parte Due posting again!

 

[Cassie]

Dumps like a truck wuh wuh

OMG I JUST LISTENED TO THAT FUCKDAMN SONG FOR YOU FBI, COME BACK.

 

[jack]

Truth is, he bought TKR for 5000 dollars and is currently constructing Troll Kingdom Parte Deux