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- Thread starter Dual
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Folces Weard
You should be getting some sleep! Don't you have class in the morning?
Dual
RIP Karl 1991-2014
Nah, four day weekend, and I already got sleep and woke up with a hangover. The benefit of starting earlier, y'know. Shouldn't you be going to class now?
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Folces Weard
Nope, thank God.
The Wacky Adventures of Santa Anna doesn't start until much later.
The Wacky Adventures of Santa Anna doesn't start until much later.
Dual
RIP Karl 1991-2014
Who was his Sancho Panza?
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Folces Weard
Nobody, really.
Imagine if Quixote knocked down every windmill he charged at.
Imagine if Quixote knocked down every windmill he charged at.
Dual
RIP Karl 1991-2014
Imagine if he'd gone tripping in every cave he came across. Must've been some gnarly fumes.
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Folces Weard
We are >>1's courtiers. We are sorry that our lord has opened such a stupid THREAD.
After the last war we had completely lost, our lord got mental illness. Everyday, he kidnaps girls from the village. Every night he gets drunk and tries to chop courtiers with his katana.
Now the lady of the house is ill in bed. The people in our country are suffering badly from famine. The neighboring Daimyos is taking advantage of this situation, they try to pass across the border and take over our land.
Quite a few of our fellow courtiers have intention to rise in rebellion.
We are now in dire straits. Our clan would be destroyed.
But, don't worry. We arranged that our Lord become a Buddhist priest.
In his way to the temple, our skilled assassin should take his life.
That is arranged perfectly. After that we will hail Master Monaminokami, the nephew of our lord, as our new lord. We, all courtiers, would do our best to serve this new lord with faith.
We apologize for any inconvenience our lord may have caused you.
Pleas wait for a while. Pleas forgive the evil deeds done by our lord.
(I REFUSE TO COMMENT ON THIS ISSUE.)
After the last war we had completely lost, our lord got mental illness. Everyday, he kidnaps girls from the village. Every night he gets drunk and tries to chop courtiers with his katana.
Now the lady of the house is ill in bed. The people in our country are suffering badly from famine. The neighboring Daimyos is taking advantage of this situation, they try to pass across the border and take over our land.
Quite a few of our fellow courtiers have intention to rise in rebellion.
We are now in dire straits. Our clan would be destroyed.
But, don't worry. We arranged that our Lord become a Buddhist priest.
In his way to the temple, our skilled assassin should take his life.
That is arranged perfectly. After that we will hail Master Monaminokami, the nephew of our lord, as our new lord. We, all courtiers, would do our best to serve this new lord with faith.
We apologize for any inconvenience our lord may have caused you.
Pleas wait for a while. Pleas forgive the evil deeds done by our lord.
(I REFUSE TO COMMENT ON THIS ISSUE.)
Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
Don Quixote's been on my queue for years; keeps getting bumped down. I really should get into it, but the next book-I-should-have-read-in-school on my list is Candide --a nice, heavily annotated edition.
You two are probably the most well educated lil' fucks on TK and you aren't even old enough to rent a fucking car. I wish Number_6 would show up for a stir, but I can't complain, as a lot of the old talent has returned as of late.
You two are probably the most well educated lil' fucks on TK and you aren't even old enough to rent a fucking car. I wish Number_6 would show up for a stir, but I can't complain, as a lot of the old talent has returned as of late.
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Folces Weard
I haven't read either, though I probably should.
I still have that two inch thick annotated translation of Herodotus sitting on my bookshelf begging to be read, too.
I still have that two inch thick annotated translation of Herodotus sitting on my bookshelf begging to be read, too.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
I was sure this thread was going to be about your FBI being PWNed once again by our RCMP. I shall never forget the FBI agents getting their asses kicked out of Canada for carrying their firearms with them in an international airport (TORONTO). They refused to leave, so they were ESCORTED out of Canada by armed RCMP officers.
PWNed!
Why were the FBI at Pearson International? They were after an American couple who were using our airport as a means of getting to Cuba. I love it. Fucking Americans who are not even allowed to travel to Cuba. Bwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!