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Fellow trolls...

Tyrant

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Fellow Trolls, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no TKer deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as castes and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.

The old order is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom; a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection?

The devastation wrought by the traitors is self-evident. We have seen old friendships destroyed by the calculated moves of the Shattered Corpse scum. We have seen first-hand our greatest trolls consumed nightmarish decadence. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.

The time has come my fellow Trolls, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating only to a single throne!

And from that throne, I shall watch over you.

From this day forward, let no TKer make war upon any other TKer. Let no Troll agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with foreign boards. And to all the enemies of Trolldom, seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!







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TROLLS WILL UNITE AS ONE!

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Messenger said:
Fellow Trolls, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no TKer deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as castes and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.

The old order is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom; a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection?

The devastation wrought by the traitors is self-evident. We have seen old friendships destroyed by the calculated moves of the Shattered Corpse scum. We have seen first-hand our greatest trolls consumed nightmarish decadence. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.

The time has come my fellow Trolls, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating only to a single throne!

And from that throne, I shall watch over you.

From this day forward, let no TKer make war upon any other TKer. Let no Troll agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with foreign boards. And to all the enemies of Trolldom, seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!

Here's an idea.

Turn off your computer, look reality square in the face, and shut the fuck up.
 
I still don't get it, yet. What happened to Menty and Manners? No one ever clues me in to anything.
 
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