FELLOWSHIP OF THE MINE FIELD 2: THE TROLL TOWERS

[CaptainWacky]

Wacky: SO YOU SAY YOU CAN TAKE US TO TREKBBS?

GOLLUM: YES THAT'S RIGHT..

WACKY: TAKE US THEN

GOLLUM: OAKY

SEE IT's NO FUNY WHEN I DO IT WE NEED MENTY AD:Jgk

 

[Gagh]

We do REALLY need MENTY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

FARAMIR: OMG GOLLUM IS IN THE FORBIDDEN POOL.

GOLLUM: SORRY, I'LL GET OUT.

FARAMIR: OKAY.

 

[Mentalist]

ARAGORN: I AM ARAGORN,

SAM: BULLSHIT

FRODO: NOW SAM...

SAM: FUCK YOU MR FRODO SIR, I CALL BULLSHIT.

ARAGORN: I AM STRIDER

SAM: FUCK OFF

ARAGORN I'M A LITTLE BIT WAY, I'M A LITTLE BIT WOO! Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-A-Dee-Ay Zip-A-Dee-Ay Zip-A-Dee-Ay Zip-A-Dee

SAM: I'M GOING HOME MR FRODO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Theoden: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GAFF, YOU BEARDED BASTARD.

Wormtongue: YESSS, YESSSS.

Gandalf: Fool of a Theoden! Can you not see that this Wormtongue is in your ear?

(Wormtongue is licking the inside of Theoden's ear.)

Wormtongue: Mmm, wax...I mean, don't listen to him! He's gay!

Gandalf: GRRRR!

(Gandalf gives Wormtongue a KARATE CHOP.)

Eowyn: Oooh, my womanly sensibilites can't cope with this violence!

(She passes out. Eomer catches her, with her tits in his hands.)

Eomer; Hehehe...OH SHIT, I FORGOT SHE'S MY SISTER!

(He drops her.)

Gimil: DON'T NOT DROP A FAIR MAIDEN IN SUCH A RECKLESS WAY, YOUNG LAD.

Merry: Give me some fucking heroin.