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FHM's Sexiest Woman list is a crock of shit!!

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Yahoo! Story

1. Scarlett
2. Angelina
3. Alba
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Keira
6. Halle Berry
7. Jenny McCarthy (WTF???)
8. Maria Sharpova
9. Carmen Electra
10. Teri Hatcher

WTF?? NO LAKER_GIRL?? THIS LIST IS BOGUS!! It should read:

1. LAKER_GIRL
2. LAKER_GIRL
3. LAKER_GIRL
4. LAKER_GIRL
5. LAKER_GIRL
6. LAKER_GIRL
7. LAKER_GIRL
8. LAKER_GIRL
9. LAKER_GIRL
10. Jessica Alba

That;s a more proper list, assholes!!
 
Upon further review, I have revised my list thusly:

1. LAKER_GIRL
2. LAKER_GIRL
3. LAKER_GIRL
4. LAKER_GIRL
5. LAKER_GIRL
6. LAKER_GIRL
7. LAKER_GIRL
8. LAKER_GIRL
9. LAKER_GIRL
10. LAKER_GIRL
11-1,267,487,209: LAKER_GIRL
 
I take it this is the American list? Scarlett is most certainly a worthy winner, Natalie should have EASILY made the top ten and JESSICA SIMPSON FUCK OFF.
 
Scarlett Johanssen? I'd go with that. She's sultry as hell, and after getting a look at that divine rump on the cover of Vanity Fair, she's moved to the top of my list.
 
Big Dick McGee said:
Yahoo! Story

1. Scarlett
2. Angelina
3. Alba
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Keira
6. Halle Berry
7. Jenny McCarthy (WTF???)
8. Maria Sharpova
9. Carmen Electra
10. Teri Hatcher

WTF?? NO LAKER_GIRL?? THIS LIST IS BOGUS!! It should read:

1. LAKER_GIRL
2. LAKER_GIRL
3. LAKER_GIRL
4. LAKER_GIRL
5. LAKER_GIRL
6. LAKER_GIRL
7. LAKER_GIRL
8. LAKER_GIRL
9. LAKER_GIRL
10. Jessica Alba

That;s a more proper list, assholes!!

You think LAKERGIRL is sexy? You are one sick, blind fuck. She is the ugliest bitch I have seen on here.
 
Big Dick McGee said:
Nah, Jessica is sexy, there's no denying that. Dumb as a box of hammers, yes. But also DEAD SEXY.

Tell me, how do you know she is dumb as a box of hammers?? You spoke to her in person perhaps? I love it when morons like this guy make judgements about those things they know absolutely nothing about. Much like the fucking American telling me how Honda Civics are built yet every single Honda Civic in North America was built perhaps 50 km from me. *ROTFLMAO*. Fuck Americans are stupid.
 
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