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Christ, I'm a complete novice to cock chugging. I'd probably bite the poor guy in my exuberance.
 
Sorry, I seem to be making accidental entendre doubles with nearly every post related to homosexual activity.

My bad.
 
Now see, blowjobs I can see. The idea of projectile ejaculating my pecker snot totally spattering the recipient's uvula?

That's sexy.
 
Hey Jack, The Harlot wants to know why your wife doesn't co-troll with you.

Women love conflict and struggle - that's why Lifetime Channel is so popular. Women get the shit beat out of them every hour by guys in wife-beater t-shirts that look like Richard Grieco.

I'm tellin' ya, she'd dig this.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Hey Jack, The Harlot wants to know why your wife doesn't co-troll with you.

Women love conflict and struggle - that's why Lifetime Channel is so popular. Women get the shit beat out of them every hour by guys in wife-beater t-shirts that look like Richard Grieco.

I'm tellin' ya, she'd dig this.
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My wife and I? We're as different as night and day. Probably why we've been together this long and still deep in it. Shakespeare in love for NYE for example.

As far as messboard posting and trolling while I wouldn't exactly call her a technophobe, she hates this shit.

That's why you rarely see me at night, we usually spend most of our off work time together. She's just not an early riser like I am.

She finds it hard waking up most every morning :D
 
I see you know how to properly keep your women.
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