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Spa_King

Spa_King

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I've gotten in a few fights in my day. Always took my gran-daddy's advice. He said "Don't ever start a fight, but be damn sure to finish one". Took that to heart any time someone wanted to come to fisticuffs. I remember in '06 i was working with a man irishman on the railroad. Fightin' mad Donovan they called him. Red hair and stood as big as a horse. I tell you he was about as wide as he was tall. We were drinking one night and in the bathroom urinal I started to laugh hysterically. Fightin Mad asked me what was so funny. I told him for a man his size, "the good Lord skipped in one department!" I woke up in the medical tent the next morning with quite a shiner. That's one fight I did lose and didn't have the chance to retaliate. But we made up the following day and we were good friends ever since. He went on and married a circus midget and they had 12 fine children.
 
Well having 26 grandchildren works on the nerves, especially when they come for the holidays. Thankfully, they all leave.
 
I would love to have sex with a midget. It wouldn't matter if they worked the circus or not. Imagine the possibilties. Though circus experience might be good for things like a trapeze.
 
Well, there's quite a few mental midgets in this latest group of duals. And you all can go fuck yourselves.

Would that cover the ticket?
 
Again with the Duals? You guys are a paranoid lot aren't you. So let me guess this straight, since I did a little wikipedia. You think we are existing members that are having a bit of fun pretending to be other people?
 
Sarek said:
Well, there's quite a few mental midgets in this latest group of duals. And you all can go fuck yourselves.

Would that cover the ticket?
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What do I have to do to be called a dual? Do I have to let you suck my dick twice?
 
Let me assure you shrek, I have never been on this board before yesterday. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
 
Spa_King said:
Let me assure you shrek, I have never been on this board before yesterday. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Don't smoke. But thanks for the offer.
 
Sarek, I'm just stating facts. You are a gay man who is also a hater. Are yo uthe one who is hacking theSkan?
 
beergoggles said:
Sarek, I'm just stating facts. You are a gay man who is also a hater. Are yo uthe one who is hacking theSkan?
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I'm straight, I'm married, I hate duals, and yes, I'm hacking the skan.

What ya gonna do about it?
 
geeze if you had a brain you could check out if we are duals or not. to bad you're to dense to know that.
 
Sarek, it's been established that you are a gay man. why do you not want to admit what is true. You make up fictitious families and bluster about your hacking all the while taking man-meat across your tonsils and as far up as your small intestine.

So what the fuck is a dual anyway? You have avoided the question? Is it a guy like you that can teabag two at a time? Perhaps that's why Buttmunkey's balls are so itchy.
 
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