Finally, some good news...

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A "city-killer" asteroid has a slim chance to crash into Earth - CBS News

BRING IT BITCH!

Oh...

According to the latest calculations from NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, there is a 1.6% chance the asteroid will strike Earth on December 22, 2032.

Well, at least we now have a reason to keep TK open through 2032!

 

[Seph]

So a city sized one would be an earth killer wouldnt it?

I mean the one that wiped out the dinosaurs was like 10 miles by 10 miles or so.

 

[Dr Dave]

A "city-killer" asteroid has a slim chance to crash into Earth - CBS News

BRING IT BITCH!

Oh...


Well, at least we now have a reason to keep TK open through 2032!

Sooo long to wait!

 

[Mirah]

I was taking photos of icicles the other day and sort of wishing one would just crash off the roof and impale me and I thought, "That would be a cool way to go".

 

[Volpone]

Someone was killed by one of them giant freeway signs a few years back--Subway, IRC--falling on their car. I'd be OK with going that way. There really is no ambiguity that it was "your time."

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I know the odds are always kind of low on this cosmic collision shit, but I think we need to do a bit better than a 1.6% chance 7 years from now. Let's blow this crap up now!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was going to make a tasteless joke about sending Bruce Willis up there to blow it up because he woudln't know he wasn't in a movie anyway. But I didn't.