First TIME!!!

[Consumer]

I did something
I did not expect
for the first time
Last night.

Gotta say,
at 42 it's kind of rare
to do something "first".

Oh, it started out innocently enough
and then things...well...
I won't say it got out of hand.
It just got "more" than I thought.

There was a trip to Home Depot involved
before we got started
But that's not important
not directly.

Yes, I'm being cryptic.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Home Depot is one of my favorite stores.

 

[jack]

You dressed up like a consuela?

 

[Ilyanna]

I bet this doesn't even refer to something resembling sex at all. I bet he's just teasing us when, in fact, he's talking about plumbing or some such thing.

 

[Ilyanna]

A Gentleman would never say.

It's the Badlands, dearest. Here, you're only considered a Gentleman if you do kiss and tell.

 

[SuN]

lkjl

 

[Loktar]

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