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Baron Lovemoore

Baron Lovemoore

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What's the story? These freaks should be firebombing each other to oblivion by now. Where's the carnage? Where's the clean sweep and the erecting of a utopia?

We have overestimated the resilience of Eliteforge, gentleman.
 
I told you, no promises. Maybe if you stepped down from your pedestal once in a while instead of this head-in-the-clouds attitude.....
 
Hey, FUCK YOU!! Do you know how much work I put into this, the blood, sweat, and tears? All so you can prance around in your faggoty little suit and pretend to be all "OFFICIAL" and shit.
 
Well, I never! I apologize for attempting to bring a bit of class into this organization.

You can find yourself another diplomat.
 
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You little snotty piece of shit! I vouched for you, and this is what I get in return?

You aren't quitting; you're FIRED, you sanctimonious twat.
 
Good. I'm leaving, and taking all of my things with me. The watercooler, the minibar, the tactical DOS WMD, and the company car.

Your access to my bunker is now rescinded.
 
I knew I should have bitch slapped you from the start. You're weak, you've ALWAYS been weak. The only future you have, MY GOOD SIR DIPLOMAT, is sweeping the streets of TheHiddenElect!
 
That was uncalled for. Shall I respond in kind?

I know you have been siphoning karma from the funds, Mitchell. How long do you think it'll be before documentation finds its way to every FLA members' doorstep?

You will be sidelined, and no longer in a position of influence within this organization. I shall return and lead the FLA to the glory it deserves.
 
IM GOING TO PUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN A MEATGRINDER, YOU LIMP-WRISTED LITTLE ASSPIRATE. TRY ANYTHING, I FUCKING DARE YA, AND WELL TAKE A NICE TRIP TO THE GALLOWS TOGETHER.
 
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So what's FLA stand for now? Flatulent Lesbian Asslickers?

And is this an offshoot of Dick's old DLA bullshit?
 
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