FLASH: Britney Spears found Dead

[starguard]

Tune in to CNN for updates

 

[The Harlot]

Thank God!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

From this time forward she shall be known as "Cueball Screwball". I have commanded it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sticky this, it's bound to come true one of these days.

 

[Sarek]

Tune in to CNN for updates

Now even you might stand a chance of tapping that.

 

[OS@M@]

I will fight Sarek - here is a pic of him:

 

[Sarek]

Shut the fuck up you retarded moron.

 

[OS@M@]

chix?

 

[Acrimonious]

I will fight Sarek - here is a pic of him:

Awww broken link.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Chix?

 

[starguard]