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Reuters - New York In an ironic twist of fate, Starguard, Troll Kingdoms long time copy and paste king was killed by his sister, armed with a 20 inch long vibrator. Apparently, she had had enough of Starguard's strange sex practices and was pushing all 20 inches of the vibrator into Starguard's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding. Cause of death is listed as sever rectal trauma and massive blood loss.
As stated above, Starguard was the copy and paste king of an on-line message board known as "Troll Kingdom". Earlier in the evening, Starguard had manufactured false celebrity death notices in an attempt to (unsuccessfully) rile up Troll Kingdom members.
Funeral arrangements are pending.
And to think we knew him when.
What a twisted little fuck he turned out to be though. Dildo play with his own sister! :y_shock:
As stated above, Starguard was the copy and paste king of an on-line message board known as "Troll Kingdom". Earlier in the evening, Starguard had manufactured false celebrity death notices in an attempt to (unsuccessfully) rile up Troll Kingdom members.
Funeral arrangements are pending.
And to think we knew him when.
What a twisted little fuck he turned out to be though. Dildo play with his own sister! :y_shock:
