Fleeing Farters

[starguard]

Man dude. I was in the hardware store today and while standing in line, this really big fat bitch came roaring in the place. While standing out in the isle, she got disgusted because the line was taking too long for her, then went swirling out the place and let out this big gas bomb right before she left. I don't know what the hell she's been eating, but this woman let out some fumes that smelled like something crawled up inside of her ass... and died. While everyone else was gasping for air, all I could do was this..

Shouldn't there be some type of laws against fleeing farters :idea:

 

[Kyehlar]

Dear Goddess. You have to wonder whether she did it on purpose, or whether it was just something that happened.

DAMN!

 

[Mandi]

I did it on purpose, just so Star would post about it on here!

 

[starguard]

Wow.. this baby would have really came in handy in there :idea:

 

[jack]

Bell bottoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 OMFG

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Fat people always smell.

 

[FBI parte due]

I bet you she had to fart, but didn't want to stand in it, so she did it as she was leaving.

 

[starguard]

......a fart that sent out shockwaves and left all the windows shaking.