Followers on Twitter make me uncomfortable

[Love Child]

When I get a new follower on Twitter I check them out because usually it is a fake account-or some hoe-or someone who wants me to follow them for their business. But sometimes it is legit another person, like me. I think. And I click on their account and read their tweets, re-tweets and responses and ask myself, "Why are they following me?"
I think about following them but then see that we have very little in common, why are they following me?!

 

[Love Child]

I mean my new follower said, "People who like Halloween are fake"

?!?!

I totally tweeted the other day that the day I feel the most calm and at peace
IS THE DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN! That is how much I like it!

 

[Love Child]

But then I block the hoes and anyone that wants to have a real interaction becaue people are scary.

 

[Love Child]

WOW

This "dude" just tweeted "Cat Lady" to me

And so I replied "?"

And the reply back was, "Is that your gender?"

 

[Love Child]

I think I will text back and say, "I am binary" Or "Non-gender specific"

Or maybe I should just say, "Oh No, I'm no Cat Lady, I have the biggest Cock ever!"

 

[Love Child]

LOL the person un followed me, and the tweet was removed.
So I blocked them and cleaned up my twitter, and it is much happier now.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Fart.