Food is strange when you think about it

[CaptainWacky]

You put it in your body. It's strange.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I often think that when eating pies. You could practically build a house with pastry, but it's edible.

 

[Cassie]

I'm glad we're not horses or cows, then we'd have to eat all the time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And we'd be mindless animals...so no change for me.

 

[Love Child]

I don't know, I thought food was pretty cool today.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't like seafood, but some chilled cocktail shrimp with a zesty dipping sauce is FUCKING GOOD.

Also, stuffing is my lover.

 

[Henoch]

You put it in your body. It's strange.

I agree...animals slaughtered to appease our cannibalistic appetite is not only strange, but MORBID!! Actually, ONLY alcohol inserted into the body truly serves a purpose...if u think about it.

PS: I consider alcohol to be a food group

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder who the first person to eat food was?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EVE! APPLE! WHAT A BITCH!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well that's how they cleaned it up for the bible. In reality she used the apple as a dildo.

 

[Mirah]

I'm glad we're not horses or cows, then we'd have to eat all the time.

Or like a bird
where one moment we are eating and then the next we are running away scared

 

[Mirah]

Well that's how they cleaned it up for the bible. In reality she used the apple as a dildo.

And now God is punishing the woman

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time!