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For Christmas

Met the knew girl in the apartment down the hall
She said whatever I want just say it into the universe and it will manifest
And then she waved her arms and said, "I deserve a new car in 2021!"
And then I threw my arms around her in a great big hug and said, "I deserve a girlfriend, but I can't wait until 2021!"

Just kidding that didn't happen.
Except for her part
she really said that.

I only whispered in my head quietly about wanting a girlfriend.
 
I like the part where you slid your hand under her skirt and found her moist.

Oh wait, I whispered that in my head while reading your post.
 
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