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Unluckiest Charm in the Box
..let alone a weight scale, heres a device to help then "see the light" as some would say 
Understandably, the near sighted, big breasted, and fat gutted amongst us can have some trouble seeing the readout on a conventional scale. Thankfully, the Eye Level Wireless Scale can help with a handheld or wall mountable remote infrared LCD that displays the weight calculated on the four sensor scale.
Never think of those big breasts as a curse again! Available starting tomorrow for $39.98. [Product Page via Random Good Stuff]
