Fork on the table?

[Jibbles]

What better of a place to fork than on the table, you son of a beach?

There's no shit on the bed.

 

[E. Normus Johnson]

There's a thread in the Tea Room Archives that I can't reply to even though it's a recent thread. Any idea why that is? A post count thing maybe?

 

['Gear]

All I have at home is a Hume's fork and an Occam's razor.

I used to have the spoon from Matrix until I realized I didn't.

I mostly have to eat with my hands.