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(Kat is talking to a cushion.)
Kat: I am very very sad mister cushion...I know no what to do! Mister Swan has gone missing and I need help!
Mikey: WHY DON'T YOU MASTURBATE WITH THE CUSHION, KAT? FUCKING RUB IT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?
Rachel: Gosh, Mikey!
Nicole: Ugh, stupid whore saying gosh.
Rex: Nicole, Nicole...
Nicole: WHAT? FUCK'S SAKE!
Rex: Nicole, clean my nose.
Nicole: NO.
Rex: You never do ANYTHING for me! ANYTHING!
Nicole: Your nose is a weird shape.
Rex: What? You JUST NOTICED THAT NOW?
Nicole: Yes, so what if I did? GOD. FUCK.
Rex: You should know EVERYTHING about my nose.
Nicole: STOP IT!!!
(She starts crying.)
Mo: Can I drink your tears?
Darnell: Dude that's the SHIT man, you greedy motherfucker man, I'm an ALBINO man, I fucknig HATE MYSELF, DUDE, but I'd never drink a girl's fuckdamn tears, man!
Mo: I'm hungry.
Rachel: You can have the WHOLE COW that's in the fridge, Mo-Mo.
Mo: Nah, I already ate that.
Kat: Did you eat Mister Swan?
Mo: Yes.
Kat: BASTARD! FUCKER!
Everyone: ...
Kat: I mean...haha! Carry on!
Lisa: I was in a Carry On movie. Carry On Body Building it were called. With me and Sean Connery!
Rex: No you fucking weren't.
Lisa: Don't talk like that to me, sunshine, you might be able to talk to other people like that but not me! I've fought in wars!
Sara: REEEAAALLLLLY?
Lisa: Oh aye.
Sara: That's AMAAAAAAAAAZING! That's...ouch! My legs! Someone's eating them!
Darnell: Mo you greedy motherfucker!
(Mo is eating Sara's legs.)
Mo: Mmm...
Mikey: FUCKING HELL MO, YOU SHOULD HAVE EATEN HER PUSSY, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE FUN.
Nicole: OH GOD these people are so BORING! Let's go and lie in bed arguing for eight hours.
Rex: Fine.
Nicole: OH DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME.
Rachel: Guys...
Rex: OH FUCK OFF RACHEL YOU FAT WHORE, YOU'RE ALWAYS INTEREFERING YOU BIG FAKE MONKEY.
Nicole: HAHAHAHA! That turned me on!
Rex: Angry make-up sex?
Nicole: You know it, baby!
Mikey: FUCKING HELL, EVEN I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.
(Rex and Nicole run off to the bedroom. Suddenly, Stuart appears on the roof of the house.)
Rachel: Stuart!
Stuart: Hi guys! I'm back!
Rachel: I thought you wanted to be with your daughter?
Stuart: She decided I'm a loser after seeing me on tv and disowned me.
Darnell: Isn't she like five, dude?
Stuart: Yep.
Darnell: Man, that sucks!
Stuart: Don't worry, I'm coming back into the house...you guys have to catch me, okay?
(He jumps off the roof. Everyone just watches as he crashes down onto the concrete, breaking both legs.)
Mo: Hmm, guess you won't be needing those legs anymore...
Sara: And I can suck you off while you drift in and out of consciousness....
Mikey: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
(Meanwhile, Nicole and Rex are both climaxing.)
Nicole: OH REX, OH REX...
Rex: OH RACHEL, OH RACH...oh shit.
FIN
Kat: I am very very sad mister cushion...I know no what to do! Mister Swan has gone missing and I need help!
Mikey: WHY DON'T YOU MASTURBATE WITH THE CUSHION, KAT? FUCKING RUB IT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?
Rachel: Gosh, Mikey!
Nicole: Ugh, stupid whore saying gosh.
Rex: Nicole, Nicole...
Nicole: WHAT? FUCK'S SAKE!
Rex: Nicole, clean my nose.
Nicole: NO.
Rex: You never do ANYTHING for me! ANYTHING!
Nicole: Your nose is a weird shape.
Rex: What? You JUST NOTICED THAT NOW?
Nicole: Yes, so what if I did? GOD. FUCK.
Rex: You should know EVERYTHING about my nose.
Nicole: STOP IT!!!
(She starts crying.)
Mo: Can I drink your tears?
Darnell: Dude that's the SHIT man, you greedy motherfucker man, I'm an ALBINO man, I fucknig HATE MYSELF, DUDE, but I'd never drink a girl's fuckdamn tears, man!
Mo: I'm hungry.
Rachel: You can have the WHOLE COW that's in the fridge, Mo-Mo.
Mo: Nah, I already ate that.
Kat: Did you eat Mister Swan?
Mo: Yes.
Kat: BASTARD! FUCKER!
Everyone: ...
Kat: I mean...haha! Carry on!
Lisa: I was in a Carry On movie. Carry On Body Building it were called. With me and Sean Connery!
Rex: No you fucking weren't.
Lisa: Don't talk like that to me, sunshine, you might be able to talk to other people like that but not me! I've fought in wars!
Sara: REEEAAALLLLLY?
Lisa: Oh aye.
Sara: That's AMAAAAAAAAAZING! That's...ouch! My legs! Someone's eating them!
Darnell: Mo you greedy motherfucker!
(Mo is eating Sara's legs.)
Mo: Mmm...
Mikey: FUCKING HELL MO, YOU SHOULD HAVE EATEN HER PUSSY, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE FUN.
Nicole: OH GOD these people are so BORING! Let's go and lie in bed arguing for eight hours.
Rex: Fine.
Nicole: OH DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME.
Rachel: Guys...
Rex: OH FUCK OFF RACHEL YOU FAT WHORE, YOU'RE ALWAYS INTEREFERING YOU BIG FAKE MONKEY.
Nicole: HAHAHAHA! That turned me on!
Rex: Angry make-up sex?
Nicole: You know it, baby!
Mikey: FUCKING HELL, EVEN I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.
(Rex and Nicole run off to the bedroom. Suddenly, Stuart appears on the roof of the house.)
Rachel: Stuart!
Stuart: Hi guys! I'm back!
Rachel: I thought you wanted to be with your daughter?
Stuart: She decided I'm a loser after seeing me on tv and disowned me.
Darnell: Isn't she like five, dude?
Stuart: Yep.
Darnell: Man, that sucks!
Stuart: Don't worry, I'm coming back into the house...you guys have to catch me, okay?
(He jumps off the roof. Everyone just watches as he crashes down onto the concrete, breaking both legs.)
Mo: Hmm, guess you won't be needing those legs anymore...
Sara: And I can suck you off while you drift in and out of consciousness....
Mikey: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
(Meanwhile, Nicole and Rex are both climaxing.)
Nicole: OH REX, OH REX...
Rex: OH RACHEL, OH RACH...oh shit.
FIN
