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FREESTYLE BIG BROTHER WITHOUT NIKKI

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Spiral: Alrite, alrite what's going on, mateys!

Aisleyne: *annoying fake laugh*

Spiral: Aye aye!

Jennie: hehe

Spiral: YOU FOOKING LITTLE BITCHCAKE, DON'T YOU EVER FOOKING LAUGH AT ME AGAIN YOU FOOKING SHITER.

(Pete is crying.)

Jayne: WHAT'S THE MATTER PETE? WHAT'S THE MATTER PETE? PETE? WHAT'ST HE MATTER?

Pete: Just...

Jayne: WHAT THE MATTER PETE, WHAT THE MATTER!

Pete: Just like missing Nikki...

Richard: ...and Lea.

Pete: Really miss Nikki is all.

Richard: And Lea.

Pete: Just Nikki, really.

Richard: Aww, he misses Nikki and Lea!

Jayne: HOW ABOUT WE BURN NIKKI'S BED, PETE? PETE? WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, PETE? IF WE FUCKING BURN NIKKI'S BED?

Pete: Uh....

Jayne: GOOD, HAHAHAHA, BURN BABY BURN!

(Jayne burns Nikki's bed.)

Glyn: lsghilahlgl gashguosayg gisahilgaskls

Imogen: Yeah totally babes.

THE END
 
Ashlene, Hey spiral, you have to pick two people before you go in, that show its done

BB Ashlene, give us the name of your two housemates you cunt

Aslene Oh no I cant do it, waaa waaa no tears waaaa

BB you cunt
 
Dr. Will: I'd nail Nikki but I'm prettier.

Jase: I'd nail Nikki if it weren't for the girlfriend and bastard kid.

Boogie: I'd nail Nikki if I weren't so squirrelly.

James: I'd nail Nikki to win the game and then forget her name.

Marcellus: I wish these guys would nail me. :(

Howie: Nikki's got a nice rack!

Chicken George: BLURP BLOPP BEEBEE HOOHOO LOL GULP
 
the american and british bbs are mergine, its like the last episode of doctor who, without the pretnecious ending
 
Pete: I just think I want to be left alone for a while.

Jayne: Aww, lets open the door so everyone can see you.

*Richard starts a commentary to the house*

Richard: Pete is just feeling bad because people are leaving and he has a peroxided road-kill on his head what we all need to do is give him some space and let me deal with everything.

Michael: Just walk on by, Richard

Jayne: THOSE CUNT SLAPPERS ARE FUCKING TWATS, BIG BROTHER I'M TALKING TO YOU. I MISS NIKKI AS WELL YOU KNOW I MISS HER, ME.

Glyn: Big Brother can you feed me?

Pete: I'm sure I'd be allright if I was just given some spac...

Imogen: Don't worry, babes, it'll be allright, I'm here now and maybe you can make me seem more interesting if I hug you.

Spoiral: This is fucking insane Aiselyene, why don't you just snog him like before, I'll just stand here and watch like a muppet shall I? SHALL I BITCH?

Glyn: I can boil an egg

Pete: guys, can I" just get one minute..

Jayne: GUYS, GUYS.. I FOUND PETE! HE'S IN HERE.. IN THE BATHROOM! COME AND COMFORT HIM!

Glyn: I don't understand money.

Suzie: I'm just putting the kettle on, anyone want a cup of tea? I found some biscuits!
 
Ashlene, hey Spiral can you pass me that hanky?

Spural ARE YOU GUCKING CALLING ME A FAG, ON NATIONAL TV?
 
Of the girls left, Imogen is pretty but completely vacant, Jennie is cute but chains-smokes and has a horrible voice, Aisleyne is a ho who I will never find attractive, Susie's fake tits are three feet apart AND JAYNE MAKES ME CUM IN DELIGHT
 
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