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(Ziggy is telling Chanelle he's leaving.)
Ziggy: It's just...you know? And with all the...you know? And like...okay...you see? Yeah? Like that time...you know?
Chanelle: I suppoooooooose soooooo...
Ziggy: Yeah...like it's no one thing...you know...it's like...and that as well...and the thing...you know...I'm secretly in love with Charley...all that...you know.
Chanelle: What did you SAAAAAAY?
Ziggy: Babe...you know...certain things were said...don't make a big deal out of it...you know...
Chanelle: NOOOOO, I'M GONNA MAKE A BIG DEAL OWT OF ITTTTTT!
Ziggy: Such a child...you know...such a...you know.
Chanelle: OH SUCK MY NOOOOOOOOSE!
(Sam walks in.)
Sam: Hiyah!
(MEANWHILE.)
Gerry: Hahahaha, the people love me now...and you Freddie! The socialist capitalist pigdogs!
Carole: RIGHT, who's been eating all the bread while I wasn't looking!? I'm suppose to watch EVERY TIME someone eats in here!
Charley: Right, not being funny or nothing, just being honest yeah, you know me, sweat on my mother's life, I ain't even lying, yeah, but I saw Chanelle stuff lots of bread into her mouth until it puffed up her cheeks and she was dancing about saying "I'M A LITTLE CHIPMUNK!" sweat to God, Carole, SWEAT TO GOD, and last Friday when I got my unique experience there were signs up saying "CHANELLE IS A CHIPMUNK WHORE" and also Davina said she's a bitch!
Liam: Aye, was that before or after you and Davina swapped underwear?
Charley: After! PAY ATTENTION! For God's sake! Fuck me up the arse for a lving!
Brian: Well Gerry, I agree that the desconstruction of post modernist themes is...I mean, yoghurt top! You Simon! You right plum!
(Brian pretends to fall over comically.)
Charley: That wasn't even comical or nuthink, SWEAR TO GOD.
Tracey: Av it!
Amanda: WHOO!
Charley: Chanelle eats shit.
Gerry: Ah, the discourse is worthy of Shakespeare...
Brian: Babe Pig In the City!
Charley: Babe Pig in the SHITTY more like, I'll tell you THAT for nuthink, not being funny or swearing to god or anythink!
(Ziggy and Chanelle are "making up" in the bathroom.)
Ziggy: Yeah so...you know...if you sucked my cock I might stay...you know? That's your idea, isn't it?
Chanelle: Is it?
Ziggy: Yes! You said it...you know...you want to suck my cock...
Chanelle: Well, okay then...
(She gets down on her knees.)
Sam: Hiyah!
Ziggy: OH FUCK OFF!
Ziggy: It's just...you know? And with all the...you know? And like...okay...you see? Yeah? Like that time...you know?
Chanelle: I suppoooooooose soooooo...
Ziggy: Yeah...like it's no one thing...you know...it's like...and that as well...and the thing...you know...I'm secretly in love with Charley...all that...you know.
Chanelle: What did you SAAAAAAY?
Ziggy: Babe...you know...certain things were said...don't make a big deal out of it...you know...
Chanelle: NOOOOO, I'M GONNA MAKE A BIG DEAL OWT OF ITTTTTT!
Ziggy: Such a child...you know...such a...you know.
Chanelle: OH SUCK MY NOOOOOOOOSE!
(Sam walks in.)
Sam: Hiyah!
(MEANWHILE.)
Gerry: Hahahaha, the people love me now...and you Freddie! The socialist capitalist pigdogs!
Carole: RIGHT, who's been eating all the bread while I wasn't looking!? I'm suppose to watch EVERY TIME someone eats in here!
Charley: Right, not being funny or nothing, just being honest yeah, you know me, sweat on my mother's life, I ain't even lying, yeah, but I saw Chanelle stuff lots of bread into her mouth until it puffed up her cheeks and she was dancing about saying "I'M A LITTLE CHIPMUNK!" sweat to God, Carole, SWEAT TO GOD, and last Friday when I got my unique experience there were signs up saying "CHANELLE IS A CHIPMUNK WHORE" and also Davina said she's a bitch!
Liam: Aye, was that before or after you and Davina swapped underwear?
Charley: After! PAY ATTENTION! For God's sake! Fuck me up the arse for a lving!
Brian: Well Gerry, I agree that the desconstruction of post modernist themes is...I mean, yoghurt top! You Simon! You right plum!
(Brian pretends to fall over comically.)
Charley: That wasn't even comical or nuthink, SWEAR TO GOD.
Tracey: Av it!
Amanda: WHOO!
Charley: Chanelle eats shit.
Gerry: Ah, the discourse is worthy of Shakespeare...
Brian: Babe Pig In the City!
Charley: Babe Pig in the SHITTY more like, I'll tell you THAT for nuthink, not being funny or swearing to god or anythink!
(Ziggy and Chanelle are "making up" in the bathroom.)
Ziggy: Yeah so...you know...if you sucked my cock I might stay...you know? That's your idea, isn't it?
Chanelle: Is it?
Ziggy: Yes! You said it...you know...you want to suck my cock...
Chanelle: Well, okay then...
(She gets down on her knees.)
Sam: Hiyah!
Ziggy: OH FUCK OFF!
