CaptainWacky
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Carole: Right, we have bread, but not a lot of bread, right, LISTEN TO ME, right, if you want bread you ask me for bread!
Jonty: Carole, could I, hehe, perhaps, trouble you for some bread?
Carole: NO, PISS OFF.
Tracey: Ave it!
Big Brother: This is Big Brother. For today's tasks, housemates must stand on one leg for 34 minutes for no apparent reason.
Sam: That sounds a bit lame...
(Amanda elbows her.)
Sam: I mean, I love it! Whoo whoo! Big Brother, you are so funny giving us this task! I love it! Whoo whoo! Is that enough?
Amanda: No.
Sam: WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO FUN PINK WHOO!
Brian(in stupid voice): Oh Big Brother you yoghurt tops you're mugging us off with this task, making us look like a bunch of mugs, I like cider!
Gerry: Well, you know...
Liam: Aye aye, here comes the smartass.
Brian: Yeah, shut up Gerry, you don't EVERYTHINK!
Liam: Aye, and you've got a small dick!
Brian: Hahahaha, yeah, you smalldicked dick, hahhaha, Hollyoaks!
Gerry: I was just going to say...
Brian: OH SHUT UPPPPPPP! YOGHURT TOP!
Liam: Hahaha, smalldick!
Brian: Hahahaha, I've totally wound him up, look how wound up he is, the mug!
Gerry: I'm not...
Brian: HAHAHAHA, YOGHURT MUG!
Ziggy: I just find him really patronising...you know...it's like...you know...and...you know...really annoying...you know...
Gerry: Ziggy, if we have a problem, we can talk about it...
Ziggy: It's not you, it's me.
Brian: HAHAHAHAHA, what a mug, wanting to talk, he probably talks in fucking proper dictionary shakespeare babe pig in the city language anyway!
Amanda: Bwian, you so funnee!
(Brian makes eye contact with Amanda so she covers her eyes with Sam's feet.)
Brian: I love you Manda!
Amanda: You so funneeeee!
Brian: I want to fuck you!
Amanda: Bwian, you so funneeee! Squeal!
(Liam walks into Kara Louise.)
Liam: Sorry, didn't see you there pet, because women are invisible to me unless they're fawning all over me you know, I'm just a canny lad like, I don't say nasty things then try to pass them off as a joke or anytying you daft bitch, only joking like!
Kara: *looks cute and giggles*
Wacky: I LOVE YOU!
Carole: OY, get the FUCK out of our house okay, we can't afford to feed another one! Oh, by the way Jonty, I just made Munkety Tunkety into a soup.
Jonty: Oh. Right. Well, I'd really have rathered that you didn't, I love that monkey...
Carole: PEOPLE NEED TO EAT, JONTY! OH, by the way, there's no bad muslims anywhere in the world, it's all the media, I'm so right-on, vote for me, I need the money!
Sam: Whooo!
Tracey: Ave it!
Gerry: So who wants to have a conversation...
Brian: OH SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BORING MOO-SEUMS AND STUFF CONVERSATIONS!!!
Ziggy: ...you know?
Jonty: Carole, could I, hehe, perhaps, trouble you for some bread?
Carole: NO, PISS OFF.
Tracey: Ave it!
Big Brother: This is Big Brother. For today's tasks, housemates must stand on one leg for 34 minutes for no apparent reason.
Sam: That sounds a bit lame...
(Amanda elbows her.)
Sam: I mean, I love it! Whoo whoo! Big Brother, you are so funny giving us this task! I love it! Whoo whoo! Is that enough?
Amanda: No.
Sam: WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO FUN PINK WHOO!
Brian(in stupid voice): Oh Big Brother you yoghurt tops you're mugging us off with this task, making us look like a bunch of mugs, I like cider!
Gerry: Well, you know...
Liam: Aye aye, here comes the smartass.
Brian: Yeah, shut up Gerry, you don't EVERYTHINK!
Liam: Aye, and you've got a small dick!
Brian: Hahahaha, yeah, you smalldicked dick, hahhaha, Hollyoaks!
Gerry: I was just going to say...
Brian: OH SHUT UPPPPPPP! YOGHURT TOP!
Liam: Hahaha, smalldick!
Brian: Hahahaha, I've totally wound him up, look how wound up he is, the mug!
Gerry: I'm not...
Brian: HAHAHAHA, YOGHURT MUG!
Ziggy: I just find him really patronising...you know...it's like...you know...and...you know...really annoying...you know...
Gerry: Ziggy, if we have a problem, we can talk about it...
Ziggy: It's not you, it's me.
Brian: HAHAHAHAHA, what a mug, wanting to talk, he probably talks in fucking proper dictionary shakespeare babe pig in the city language anyway!
Amanda: Bwian, you so funnee!
(Brian makes eye contact with Amanda so she covers her eyes with Sam's feet.)
Brian: I love you Manda!
Amanda: You so funneeeee!
Brian: I want to fuck you!
Amanda: Bwian, you so funneeee! Squeal!
(Liam walks into Kara Louise.)
Liam: Sorry, didn't see you there pet, because women are invisible to me unless they're fawning all over me you know, I'm just a canny lad like, I don't say nasty things then try to pass them off as a joke or anytying you daft bitch, only joking like!
Kara: *looks cute and giggles*
Wacky: I LOVE YOU!
Carole: OY, get the FUCK out of our house okay, we can't afford to feed another one! Oh, by the way Jonty, I just made Munkety Tunkety into a soup.
Jonty: Oh. Right. Well, I'd really have rathered that you didn't, I love that monkey...
Carole: PEOPLE NEED TO EAT, JONTY! OH, by the way, there's no bad muslims anywhere in the world, it's all the media, I'm so right-on, vote for me, I need the money!
Sam: Whooo!
Tracey: Ave it!
Gerry: So who wants to have a conversation...
Brian: OH SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BORING MOO-SEUMS AND STUFF CONVERSATIONS!!!
Ziggy: ...you know?
